The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods
May 2, 2009 – 5:52 pm | 8 Comments

The much maligned mullet gets a glam makeover? Actually, I’m pretty sure this is yet another tongue-in-cheek bashing of the much maligned mullet.

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Prancercise: The Art of Physical and Spiritual Excellence
February 10, 2014 – 7:59 pm | No Comment
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The Transsexual Empire: The Making of the She-Male

Prancercise: The Art of Physical and Spiritual Excellence is a physical exercise book that truly challenges the mind. The task that it presents the reader is figuring out whether this ostensibly outlandish tome is anything other than an exercise in mischief and absurdity.

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The Transsexual Empire: The Making of the She-Male
August 4, 2012 – 10:22 am | No Comment
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The Transsexual Empire: The Making of the She-Male

In the world of fringe gender politics no feud is more hotly contested than the one between radical feminists and male to female transexuals. The issue at stake is the feminine status of the latter group,

My First Joint
April 1, 2012 – 11:11 pm | No Comment
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My First Joint

In a highly anticipated move, the president of the United States Barack Obama announced an immediate cessation of the so called “War on Drugs” and the de-criminalization of a long list of controlled substances. Speaking in a White House press conference held at 1 pm, the commander in chief outlined his policy for

Walter the Farting Dog: Banned from the Beach
October 20, 2011 – 6:46 am | 2 Comments
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Walter the Farting Dog: Banned from the Beach
Street Boners
May 25, 2010 – 9:28 pm | No Comment
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Street Boners

The ostentatiously titled Street Boners is actually a picture book of NYC hipster fashion that’s going on sale in just 2 days. Written my magazine maven and fashion critic Gavin McGinness, this edition is sure to contain multiple fashion fails, as well as wins. Related reading – The Mullet: The Hairstyle of the Gods, and [...]

I Want My Foreskin for Giftmas
May 2, 2010 – 6:13 pm | 2 Comments
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I Want My Foreskin for Giftmas

Circumcision is as much a medical procedure as the removal of pinky fingers would be if it was practiced in hospitals. We’d soon start seeing studies showing lower incidence of jammed fingers, fractures, and broken fingernails. We’d also have many four fingered men touting the safety benefits of playing basketball “pinky-less” and claiming to be [...]

The Worst Baby Name Book Ever
February 6, 2010 – 10:28 pm | One Comment
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The Worst Baby Name Book Ever

The Best Worst Baby Name Book Ever – I am not sure what audience exactly this is intended for. One thing’s for certain – if your last name is Sporn, it won’t matter what you name your kid. [Source: 101 Weird Books] More odd books: Raising Smart Kids for Dummies and How To Raise Your [...]

Jewish Pirates of the Caribbean
December 11, 2009 – 8:47 pm | One Comment
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Jewish Pirates of the Caribbean

On behalf of Bookfail, as well as Jewish buccaneers Moses Cohen Enriques, Sinan “the Great Jewish Pirate” and Samuel Palache, I’d like to wish you all a happy Hanukkah! You can read more about this, and other uncanny books about pirates in my 10 Unexpected Books About Pirates post. Related reading: Male Delivery: Reproduction, Effeminacy, [...]

Reading A Book For All The Wrong Reasons
December 10, 2009 – 3:25 am | No Comment
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Reading A Book For All The Wrong Reasons

Does the end justify the means? If your answer is yes, then I wish Tiger Woods had a different book with him during the night of his recent accident. Perhaps a copy of The Testicle Cookbook would have been more appropriate, since that’s pretty much what is going to happen to him next. Instead, the [...]

Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O’Reilly
November 19, 2009 – 4:14 am | One Comment
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Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O’Reilly

The world can be such a dull and drab place – sometimes I wish there was more exuberance out there, the kind that’s evident in Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O’Reilly. Perphaps a tv show entitled “Aren’t You Tired of ‘So You Think You Can Dance?” Via sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com.

Shitting Pretty
October 26, 2009 – 7:55 pm | No Comment
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Shitting Pretty

It’s time to pick up right where we left off, and this time it’s all about bathroom humor. Shitting Pretty is not only a wonderfully daring play on words, but is also written by a real doctor (unlike David Praegger). It is also, apparently, chock full of advise. This is straight from the review section: [...]

The Big Coloring Book of Cocks
October 1, 2009 – 5:24 pm | One Comment
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The Big Coloring Book of Cocks

Pornogami taught us the secret of creating giant penises from paper. The Big Coloring Book of Cocks takes a two-dimensional approach. Hey, at least this coloring book is not available for the Kindle. [Via if it's hip, it's here]

10 Unexpected Books About Pirates
September 17, 2009 – 9:58 pm | One Comment
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10 Unexpected Books About Pirates

Did you know that September 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day? Yes? No? Either way, here are a few reading assignments that will help you prepare by teaching you about the pirates’ vernacular, their relationship status, and among other things, their Jewish connection. Before there was an Urban Dictionary, all you had was [...]