The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods
May 2, 2009 – 5:52 pm | 6 Comments

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The much maligned mullet gets a glam makeover? Actually, I’m pretty sure this is yet another tongue-in-cheek bashing of the much maligned mullet.

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Street Boners
May 25, 2010 – 9:28 pm | No Comment
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Street Boners


Street Boners
by Gavin McInnes (Amazon)

The ostentatiously titled Street Boners is actually a picture book of NYC hipster fashion that’s going on sale in just 2 days.

I Want My Foreskin for Giftmas
May 2, 2010 – 6:13 pm | 2 Comments
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I Want My Foreskin for Giftmas

Circumcision is as much a medical procedure as the removal of pinky fingers would be if it was practiced in hospitals. We’d soon start seeing studies showing lower incidence of jammed fingers, fractures, and broken …

The Worst Baby Name Book Ever
February 6, 2010 – 10:28 pm | One Comment
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The Worst Baby Name Book Ever

The Best Worst Baby Name Book Ever – I am not sure what audience exactly this is intended for. One thing’s for certain – if your last name is Sporn, it won’t matter what you …

Jewish Pirates of the Caribbean
December 11, 2009 – 8:47 pm | No Comment
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Jewish Pirates of the Caribbean

On behalf of Bookfail, as well as Jewish buccaneers Moses Cohen Enriques, Sinan “the Great Jewish Pirate” and Samuel Palache, I’d like to wish you all a happy Hanukkah! You can read more about this, …

Reading A Book For All The Wrong Reasons
December 10, 2009 – 3:25 am | No Comment
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Reading A Book For All The Wrong Reasons

Does the end justify the means? If your answer is yes, then I wish Tiger Woods had a different book with him during the night of his recent accident. Perhaps a copy of The Testicle …

Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O’Reilly
November 19, 2009 – 4:14 am | One Comment
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Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O’Reilly

The world can be such a dull and drab place – sometimes I wish there was more exuberance out there, the kind that’s evident in Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O’Reilly. Perphaps a tv …

Shitting Pretty
October 26, 2009 – 7:55 pm | No Comment
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Shitting Pretty

It’s time to pick up right where we left off, and this time it’s all about bathroom humor. Shitting Pretty is not only a wonderfully daring play on words, but is also written by a …

The Big Coloring Book of Cocks
October 1, 2009 – 5:24 pm | No Comment
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The Big Coloring Book of Cocks

Pornogami taught us the secret of creating giant penises from paper. The Big Coloring Book of Cocks takes a two-dimensional approach. Hey, at least this coloring book is not available for the Kindle.
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10 Unexpected Books About Pirates
September 17, 2009 – 9:58 pm | One Comment
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10 Unexpected Books About Pirates

Did you know that September 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day? Yes? No? Either way, here are a few reading assignments that will help you prepare by teaching you about the pirates’ vernacular, …

Male Delivery: Reproduction, Effeminacy, and Pregnant Men in Early Modern Spain
September 16, 2009 – 12:37 pm | No Comment
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Male Delivery: Reproduction, Effeminacy, and Pregnant Men in Early Modern Spain

Because male pregnancy isn’t noteworthy enough by itself, unless it happens in early modern Spain. You had me at ‘male delivery’, Sherry Velasco.

Is your book failing you? Take this quiz and find out.
August 29, 2009 – 6:30 pm | No Comment
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The Christian Conservative Coloring Book (Kindle Edition)
August 29, 2009 – 3:15 pm | One Comment
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The Christian Conservative Coloring Book (Kindle Edition)

Here’s an excerpt from the book’s description:
The Christian Conservative Coloring Book, an update of the Pat Robertson Coloring Book, invites readers to therapeutically take a crayon to their favorite conservative wingnuts, including: Sarah Palin, Bill …

Caffeine Killed My Family: Best Free Cure since Jesus Christ Himself
August 21, 2009 – 2:33 am | One Comment
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Caffeine Killed My Family: Best Free Cure since Jesus Christ Himself

I was trolling Amazon for caffeine pills earlier today, when I stumbled upon this gem of a title. While I in no way intend to make light of anyone suffering from Huntington’s disease, which it …