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The Christian Conservative Coloring Book (Kindle Edition)
August 29, 2009 – 3:15 pm | 2 Comments
The Christian Conservative Coloring Book (Kindle Edition)

Here’s an excerpt from the book’s description:
The Christian Conservative Coloring Book, an update of the Pat Robertson Coloring Book, invites readers to therapeutically take a crayon to their favorite conservative wingnuts, including: Sarah Palin, Bill …

Caffeine Killed My Family: Best Free Cure since Jesus Christ Himself
August 21, 2009 – 2:33 am | 6 Comments
Caffeine Killed My Family: Best Free Cure since Jesus Christ Himself

I was trolling Amazon for caffeine pills earlier today, when I stumbled upon this gem of a title. While I in no way intend to make light of anyone suffering from Huntington’s disease, which it …

How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
July 18, 2009 – 2:17 am | 2 Comments
How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Most people perform pelvic floor exercises to avert prolapse, or to experience mindblowingly powerful orgasms. In case you are in no imminent danger of either, you now have a perfectly valid reason to join the …

The Testicle CookBook: Cooking with Balls
July 17, 2009 – 2:40 am | 4 Comments
The Testicle CookBook: Cooking with Balls

The perfect gift for the gourmet chef who has everything, or your friendly neighborhood feminist vegetarian.
Source: Geekologie

The History of Lesbian Hair
July 17, 2009 – 2:19 am | One Comment
The History of Lesbian Hair

Maybe the author of The History of Lesbian Hair and The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods should join forces and combine their book into one, because there is no hairstyle more butch than the mullet.

The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks
July 15, 2009 – 2:09 am | One Comment
The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks

This books seems to get a mixed bag or reviews, even from chicks. Some seem to appreciate its humor and exagerated dating advice, While others consider it a bag of nihilistic, misogynistic fail. ONe word …

Stupid White Men: …And Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation!
July 15, 2009 – 1:34 am | One Comment
Stupid White Men: …And Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation!

I vowed to myself that Bookfail would be an equal opportunity review site, and this is the answer to my earlier post about Bill O’Reilly’s The O’rielly Factor for Kids. Apparently, Mr. Moore doesn’t think …

Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product
July 6, 2009 – 10:01 pm | 3 Comments
Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product

How many of us can actually say that we are conducting field research every time we convene at the toilet to expel solid waste? A few intrepid writers like poopreport.com‘s David Praeger can lay …

I’m Barack, Not Borat!
July 3, 2009 – 5:01 am | 4 Comments
I’m Barack, Not Borat!

Some say to not judge a book by its cover, but in the case of I’m Barack, Not Borat! there is hardly anything else to judge it by. Yes, the book is completely filled with …

The Easiest Way to Meet and Pick Up Girls—EVER!!: The little black book of dating
July 2, 2009 – 10:59 pm | One Comment
The Easiest Way to Meet and Pick Up Girls—EVER!!: The little black book of dating

From the author of such titles as How to be a Sexual God: (In 3 Easy Lessons), How to Get ANY MAN to do ANYTHING You Want!: How to find the ones you REALLY want. …

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Improving Your IQ
July 2, 2009 – 3:56 am | No Comment
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Improving Your IQ

The irony train is leaving the station. Next stop, Dummerville.
Companion book: How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children

How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men
June 30, 2009 – 9:43 pm | No Comment
How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men

According to Amazon.com, 14% of customers who view this book, buy the video game Civilization IV instead. I guess playing video games and not dating white women go hand in hand.