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10 Unexpected Books About Pirates
September 17, 2009 – 9:58 pm | One Comment
10 Unexpected Books About Pirates

Did you know that September 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day? Yes? No? Either way, here are a few reading assignments that will help you prepare by teaching you about the pirates’ vernacular, their relationship status, and among other things, their Jewish connection. Before there was an Urban Dictionary, all you had was [...]

Male Delivery: Reproduction, Effeminacy, and Pregnant Men in Early Modern Spain
September 16, 2009 – 12:37 pm | No Comment
Male Delivery: Reproduction, Effeminacy, and Pregnant Men in Early Modern Spain

Because male pregnancy isn’t noteworthy enough by itself, unless it happens in early modern Spain. You had me at ‘male delivery’, Sherry Velasco.

Is your book failing you? Take this quiz and find out.
August 29, 2009 – 6:30 pm | No Comment

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The Christian Conservative Coloring Book (Kindle Edition)
August 29, 2009 – 3:15 pm | 2 Comments
The Christian Conservative Coloring Book (Kindle Edition)

Here’s an excerpt from the book’s description: The Christian Conservative Coloring Book, an update of the Pat Robertson Coloring Book, invites readers to therapeutically take a crayon to their favorite conservative wingnuts, including: Sarah Palin, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh. Spot the irony yet? It’s coloring book available for the Amazon Kindle. You [...]

Caffeine Killed My Family: Best Free Cure since Jesus Christ Himself
August 21, 2009 – 2:33 am | 6 Comments
Caffeine Killed My Family: Best Free Cure since Jesus Christ Himself

I was trolling Amazon for caffeine pills earlier today, when I stumbled upon this gem of a title. While I in no way intend to make light of anyone suffering from Huntington’s disease, which it seems like this book is partly about (or any other illness for that matter), anyone who zealously praises Jesus Christ [...]

How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
July 18, 2009 – 2:17 am | 2 Comments
How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Most people perform pelvic floor exercises to avert prolapse, or to experience mindblowingly powerful orgasms. In case you are in no imminent danger of either, you now have a perfectly valid reason to join the Kegel Revolution. I recommend performing pelvic floor muscle exercise while browsing this website. Disclaimer: I am not a doctor. Submited [...]

The Testicle CookBook: Cooking with Balls
July 17, 2009 – 2:40 am | 4 Comments
The Testicle CookBook: Cooking with Balls

The perfect gift for the gourmet chef who has everything, or your friendly neighborhood feminist vegetarian. Source: Geekologie

The History of Lesbian Hair
July 17, 2009 – 2:19 am | One Comment
The History of Lesbian Hair

Maybe the author of The History of Lesbian Hair and The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods should join forces and combine their book into one, because there is no hairstyle more butch than the mullet.

The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks
July 15, 2009 – 2:09 am | One Comment
The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks

This books seems to get a mixed bag or reviews, even from chicks. Some seem to appreciate its humor and exagerated dating advice, While others consider it a bag of nihilistic, misogynistic fail. ONe word of adise — be sure to have a Twix handy if there’s a chance you’ll get caught reading it!

Stupid White Men: …And Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation!
July 15, 2009 – 1:34 am | One Comment
Stupid White Men: …And Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation!

I vowed to myself that Bookfail would be an equal opportunity review site, and this is the answer to my earlier post about Bill O’Reilly’s The O’rielly Factor for Kids. Apparently, Mr. Moore doesn’t think that racism, sexism, or the condascending pandering inherent in the title are part of the problem. Naturally, one of the [...]

Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product
July 6, 2009 – 10:01 pm | 3 Comments
Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product

How many of us can actually say that we are conducting field research every time we convene at the toilet to expel solid waste? A few intrepid writers like poopreport.com‘s David Praeger can lay claim to exactly that. This select group of authors explore the scatalogical, the factological, and the meta-coprological aspects of this daily [...]

I’m Barack, Not Borat!
July 3, 2009 – 5:01 am | 5 Comments
I’m Barack, Not Borat!

Some say to not judge a book by its cover, but in the case of I’m Barack, Not Borat! there is hardly anything else to judge it by. Yes, the book is completely filled with blank pages, and its only conceivable uses are as a paper weight or a coffee table decoration piece. You could [...]