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The Easiest Way to Meet and Pick Up Girls—EVER!!: The little black book of dating
July 2, 2009 – 10:59 pm | One Comment
The Easiest Way to Meet and Pick Up Girls—EVER!!: The little black book of dating

From the author of such titles as How to be a Sexual God: (In 3 Easy Lessons), How to Get ANY MAN to do ANYTHING You Want!: How to find the ones you REALLY want. How to GET them. How to get them to buy you stuff!!, and The Easiest Way to Learn the TarotEVER!!, [...]

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Improving Your IQ
July 2, 2009 – 3:56 am | No Comment
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Improving Your IQ

The irony train is leaving the station. Next stop, Dummerville. Companion book: How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children

How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men
June 30, 2009 – 9:43 pm | No Comment
How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men

According to Amazon.com, 14% of customers who view this book, buy the video game Civilization IV instead. I guess playing video games and not dating white women go hand in hand.

Millennium Meltdown: Spiritual and Practical Strategies to Survive Y2K
June 23, 2009 – 7:03 am | 2 Comments
Millennium Meltdown: Spiritual and Practical Strategies to Survive Y2K

Forget for a second that this book confronts the technical problems of a Y2K crisis that never materialized. The book’s allusions to a hoax-apolis of Biblical proportions, and an impending one-world government take the cake. Reading the customer reviews (especially the ones prior to 2000) provide much of the comic relief, and at least one [...]

Children of the Matrix: How an Interdimensional Race has Controlled the World for Thousands of Years-and Still Does
June 23, 2009 – 5:42 am | No Comment
Children of the Matrix: How an Interdimensional Race has Controlled the World for Thousands of Years-and Still Does

Amazing confirmation that a reptilian extraterrestrial race has controlled the world for thousands of years.

Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People
June 23, 2009 – 12:38 am | One Comment
Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People

Personally, I think that this is exactly the kind of inside-the-box thinking we need to get ourselves through these Tough Economic Times™. Purchase it together with Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You’ll Never Meet, as well as a filler item and receive [...]

Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You’ll Never Meet
June 22, 2009 – 4:15 am | 6 Comments
Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You’ll Never Meet

Who knows, this recession might come to an end at some point, sparing some of us the necessity of wearing a sweater made out of our pets. Alternate title: Shed Your Dignity As Your Pet Sheds His Hair. Most people are shocked at the idea of using dog wool, but, as Sanke explains on her website, [...]

Well Blow Me Down: A Guys Guide to Talking Like a Pirate
June 21, 2009 – 10:01 pm | 4 Comments
Well Blow Me Down: A Guys Guide to Talking Like a Pirate

You take this book, pair it with English as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, and you may have the two most useless linguistics books ever written.

We Never Went to the Moon: America’s Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle
June 21, 2009 – 9:00 pm | No Comment
We Never Went to the Moon: America’s Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle

Ok, so lets assume for the sake of argument that the moon rock shadows or the waving appearance of the American flag could mean that the moon landing was faked. Does anyone still care? Aren’t there bigger fish to fry, more pertinent conspiracies to pursue?

Pornogami?
June 21, 2009 – 12:09 am | One Comment

Anytime you use a portmanteau word in a book title you give God an excuse to, at least, shorten the life expectancy of a kitten.  When said book contains instructions on making 3-d paper vaginas and penises (and giant sperm), you pretty much cement your inclusion in this website, and there are also other sites [...]

Identity Crisis Fail
June 19, 2009 – 8:52 pm | No Comment
Identity Crisis Fail

Two books. One author. Two diametrically opposed titles. Leonard Nimoy wrote I Am Not Spock in 1979 as an in depth look at the starring role that defined his career, as well as a broader perspective on the rest of his life. 1996 brought more of the same, but I guess Still Not Spock just [...]

The Zen of Farting
May 30, 2009 – 6:51 pm | 7 Comments
The Zen of Farting

I’ve been unable to find any other titles by Mr. Reepah Gud Wan, which leads me to believe that Zen of Farting was indeed a one-rip wonder.