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Millennium Meltdown: Spiritual and Practical Strategies to Survive Y2K
June 23, 2009 – 7:03 am | 2 Comments
Millennium Meltdown: Spiritual and Practical Strategies to Survive Y2K

Forget for a second that this book confronts the technical problems of a Y2K crisis that never materialized. The book’s allusions to a hoax-apolis of Biblical proportions, and an impending one-world government take the cake. …

Children of the Matrix: How an Interdimensional Race has Controlled the World for Thousands of Years-and Still Does
June 23, 2009 – 5:42 am | No Comment
Children of the Matrix: How an Interdimensional Race has Controlled the World for Thousands of Years-and Still Does

Amazing confirmation that a reptilian extraterrestrial race has controlled the world for thousands of years.

Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People
June 23, 2009 – 12:38 am | One Comment
Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People

Personally, I think that this is exactly the kind of inside-the-box thinking we need to get ourselves through these Tough Economic Times™.
Purchase it together with Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog …

Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You’ll Never Meet
June 22, 2009 – 4:15 am | 6 Comments
Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You’ll Never Meet

Who knows, this recession might come to an end at some point, sparing some of us the necessity of wearing a sweater made out of our pets. Alternate title: Shed Your Dignity As Your …

Well Blow Me Down: A Guys Guide to Talking Like a Pirate
June 21, 2009 – 10:01 pm | 4 Comments
Well Blow Me Down: A Guys Guide to Talking Like a Pirate

You take this book, pair it with English as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, and you may have the two most useless linguistics books ever written.

We Never Went to the Moon: America’s Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle
June 21, 2009 – 9:00 pm | No Comment
We Never Went to the Moon: America’s Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle

Ok, so lets assume for the sake of argument that the moon rock shadows or the waving appearance of the American flag could mean that the moon landing was faked. Does anyone still care? Aren’t …

Pornogami?
June 21, 2009 – 12:09 am | One Comment

Anytime you use a portmanteau word in a book title you give God an excuse to, at least, shorten the life expectancy of a kitten.  When said book contains instructions on making 3-d paper vaginas …

Identity Crisis Fail
June 19, 2009 – 8:52 pm | No Comment
Identity Crisis Fail

Two books. One author. Two diametrically opposed titles. Leonard Nimoy wrote I Am Not Spock in 1979 as an in depth look at the starring role that defined his career, as well as a broader …

The Zen of Farting
May 30, 2009 – 6:51 pm | 7 Comments
The Zen of Farting

I’ve been unable to find any other titles by Mr. Reepah Gud Wan, which leads me to believe that Zen of Farting was indeed a one-rip wonder.

Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers
May 30, 2009 – 8:09 am | No Comment
Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers

Here’s another example of a sassy, saucy book with an ironic title, akin to How to Raise Your IQ by Eating Gifted Children. If only more authors were as adroit and maverick as the men …

Dick: A User’s Guide
May 3, 2009 – 5:54 am | No Comment
Dick: A User’s Guide

What’s with women these days? First, they want to pee standing up now. Now they are authoring manuals for male genitalia? I wonder if these women find diamonds in the ruff with this …

1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k
May 3, 2009 – 4:13 am | No Comment
1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k

In case you’re wondering what this book is about, here’s an exerpt:
This is your ticket into the elusive underworld of the Internet, home to millions of elite computer hackers. 1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k will show you …