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The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods
May 2, 2009 – 5:52 pm | 6 Comments
The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods

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The much maligned mullet gets a glam makeover? Actually, I’m pretty sure this is yet another tongue-in-cheek bashing of the much maligned mullet.

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Clear Thinking
May 2, 2009 – 4:30 pm | One Comment
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Clear Thinking

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Maybe if you are a complete idiot… ehh, nevermind.

Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk
May 2, 2009 – 4:54 am | 2 Comments
Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk

ShareEvery bro-mo’s guide to coping with man-o-pause. Alternate title – Complete Idiot’s Guide to Becoming a Douchebag.

Satan Burger (NSFW)
May 2, 2009 – 2:53 am | 2 Comments
Satan Burger (NSFW)

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I don’t know what this book is about, but it’s called Satan Burger, and it has a picture of a 1 girl 1 plate (NSFW) about to happen, so that’s good enough to be included …

How to Pee Standing Up : Tips for Hip Chicks
May 2, 2009 – 2:24 am | 2 Comments
How to Pee Standing Up : Tips for Hip Chicks

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What does it say about our civilization when men are trying to pee sitting down, while women are trying to pee standing up with the help of various gadgets?

Taming a Liger: Unexpected Spiritual Lessons from Napoleon Dynamite
May 2, 2009 – 12:08 am | No Comment
Taming a Liger: Unexpected Spiritual Lessons from Napoleon Dynamite

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An unexpected book about an unexpectedly awful movie.

How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
May 1, 2009 – 11:51 pm | 4 Comments
How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art

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The sad thing is, that, those who could really use this book probably don’t have access to a bookstore, or the required level of literacy.

The O’Reilly Factor For Kids
May 1, 2009 – 3:36 am | One Comment
The O’Reilly Factor For Kids

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A nice gift for the really Young Republican in your family, I guess. More reviews of The O’Reilly Factor For Kids can be seen at The Village Voice and Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O’Reilly.

How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
April 29, 2009 – 4:43 pm | 4 Comments
How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children

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Thanks to Failblog.org for inspiring this first post, as well as galvanizing my desire me to make this website.  Don’t worry, I have quite a list to work from, so there will be plenty more …