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Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers
May 30, 2009 – 8:09 am | No Comment
Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers

Here’s another example of a sassy, saucy book with an ironic title, akin to How to Raise Your IQ by Eating Gifted Children. If only more authors were as adroit and maverick as the men who penned the two aforementioned works. Submitted by Ramiro C.

Dick: A User’s Guide
May 3, 2009 – 5:54 am | No Comment
Dick: A User’s Guide

What’s with women these days? First, they want to pee standing up now. Now they are authoring manuals for male genitalia? I wonder if these women find diamonds in the ruff with this user guide. Via: OneMinuteBookReviews

1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k
May 3, 2009 – 4:13 am | No Comment
1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k

In case you’re wondering what this book is about, here’s an exerpt: This is your ticket into the elusive underworld of the Internet, home to millions of elite computer hackers. 1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k will show you how to walk-the-walk and talk-the-talk of this exclusive community. Soon, you too will be able to go into a [...]

The Criminal Prosecution and Capital Punishment of Animals
May 3, 2009 – 3:20 am | One Comment
The Criminal Prosecution and Capital Punishment of Animals

If this book caught on as a television franchise, it could challenge the likes of COPS and America’s Most Wanted. Or, how about Law & Order APU (Animal Prosecution Unit)? Snoop Doggy Dogg could follow in the steps of Ice-T, play the role of a hard-nosed detective.

The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods
May 2, 2009 – 5:52 pm | 8 Comments
The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods

The much maligned mullet gets a glam makeover? Actually, I’m pretty sure this is yet another tongue-in-cheek bashing of the much maligned mullet.

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Clear Thinking
May 2, 2009 – 4:30 pm | One Comment
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Clear Thinking

Maybe if you are a complete idiot… ehh, nevermind.

Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk
May 2, 2009 – 4:54 am | 3 Comments
Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk

Every bro-mo‘s guide to coping with man-o-pause. Alternate title – Complete Idiot’s Guide to Becoming a Douchebag.

Satan Burger (NSFW)
May 2, 2009 – 2:53 am | 4 Comments
Satan Burger (NSFW)

I don’t know what this book is about, but it’s called Satan Burger, and it has a picture of a 1 girl 1 plate (NSFW) about to happen, so that’s good enough to be included in Bookfail. Additional reading: The Baby Jesus Butt Plug

How to Pee Standing Up : Tips for Hip Chicks
May 2, 2009 – 2:24 am | 3 Comments
How to Pee Standing Up : Tips for Hip Chicks

What does it say about our civilization when men are trying to pee sitting down, while women are trying to pee standing up with the help of various gadgets?

Taming a Liger: Unexpected Spiritual Lessons from Napoleon Dynamite
May 2, 2009 – 12:08 am | No Comment
Taming a Liger: Unexpected Spiritual Lessons from Napoleon Dynamite

An unexpected book about an unexpectedly awful movie.

How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
May 1, 2009 – 11:51 pm | 4 Comments
How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art

The sad thing is, that, those who could really use this book probably don’t have access to a bookstore, or the required level of literacy.

The O’Reilly Factor For Kids
May 1, 2009 – 3:36 am | One Comment
The O’Reilly Factor For Kids

A nice gift for the really Young Republican in your family, I guess. More reviews of The O’Reilly Factor For Kids can be seen at The Village Voice and Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O’Reilly.