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The Criminal Prosecution and Capital Punishment of Animals
May 3, 2009 – 3:20 am | One Comment
The Criminal Prosecution and Capital Punishment of Animals

If this book caught on as a television franchise, it could challenge the likes of COPS and America’s Most Wanted. Or, how about Law & Order APU (Animal Prosecution Unit)? Snoop Doggy Dogg …

The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods
May 2, 2009 – 5:52 pm | 8 Comments
The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods

The much maligned mullet gets a glam makeover? Actually, I’m pretty sure this is yet another tongue-in-cheek bashing of the much maligned mullet.

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Clear Thinking
May 2, 2009 – 4:30 pm | One Comment
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Clear Thinking

Maybe if you are a complete idiot… ehh, nevermind.

Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk
May 2, 2009 – 4:54 am | 3 Comments
Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk

Every bro-mo‘s guide to coping with man-o-pause. Alternate title – Complete Idiot’s Guide to Becoming a Douchebag.

Satan Burger (NSFW)
May 2, 2009 – 2:53 am | 4 Comments
Satan Burger (NSFW)

I don’t know what this book is about, but it’s called Satan Burger, and it has a picture of a 1 girl 1 plate (NSFW) about to happen, so that’s good enough to be included …

How to Pee Standing Up : Tips for Hip Chicks
May 2, 2009 – 2:24 am | 3 Comments
How to Pee Standing Up : Tips for Hip Chicks

What does it say about our civilization when men are trying to pee sitting down, while women are trying to pee standing up with the help of various gadgets?

Taming a Liger: Unexpected Spiritual Lessons from Napoleon Dynamite
May 2, 2009 – 12:08 am | No Comment
Taming a Liger: Unexpected Spiritual Lessons from Napoleon Dynamite

An unexpected book about an unexpectedly awful movie.

How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
May 1, 2009 – 11:51 pm | 4 Comments
How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art

The sad thing is, that, those who could really use this book probably don’t have access to a bookstore, or the required level of literacy.

The O’Reilly Factor For Kids
May 1, 2009 – 3:36 am | One Comment
The O’Reilly Factor For Kids

A nice gift for the really Young Republican in your family, I guess. More reviews of The O’Reilly Factor For Kids can be seen at The Village Voice and Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O’Reilly.

How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
April 29, 2009 – 4:43 pm | 4 Comments
How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children

Thanks to Failblog.org for inspiring this first post, as well as galvanizing my desire me to make this website.  Don’t worry, I have quite a list to work from, so there will be plenty more …