Caffeine Killed My Family: Best Free Cure since Jesus Christ Himself

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Caffeine Killed My Family

I was trolling Amazon for caffeine pills earlier today, when I stumbled upon this gem of a title. While I in no way intend to make light of anyone suffering from Huntington’s disease, which it seems like this book is partly about (or any other illness for that matter), anyone who zealously praises Jesus Christ on a literal level gets my fail vote. Here’s what the author had to say in the description.

My book is intended to save the lives of the globe from my illness now that I what caused it. … Caffeine killed my ancestors. Caffeine production across the planet must be stopped. … The other chapters in my book are illnesses that have similar symptoms. I will not know if the experiment will work until we try it. A caffeine concentration sensor could be made and we could go back on caffeine.

It looks like the book was published fairly recently, in July of 2008, and unfortunately there are no reviews as of yet.

P.S. Bookfail is now featured on Typeracer, that zany typing competition website. So the next time you’re exercising your fingers you could be typing up a quote from Zen of Farting.

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