Caffeine Killed My Family: Best Free Cure since Jesus Christ Himself
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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I was trolling Amazon for caffeine pills earlier today, when I stumbled upon this gem of a title. While I in no way intend to make light of anyone suffering from Huntington’s disease, which it seems like this book is partly about (or any other illness for that matter), anyone who zealously praises Jesus Christ on a literal level gets my fail vote. Here’s what the author had to say in the description.
My book is intended to save the lives of the globe from my illness now that I what caused it. … Caffeine killed my ancestors. Caffeine production across the planet must be stopped. … The other chapters in my book are illnesses that have similar symptoms. I will not know if the experiment will work until we try it. A caffeine concentration sensor could be made and we could go back on caffeine.
It looks like the book was published fairly recently, in July of 2008, and unfortunately there are no reviews as of yet.
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I work at a bookstore and have actually received an advance reader copy of this book. The lack of proper language is astounding, and this book truly is more ridiculous than one could imagine. The cover and title is tasteful by comparison.
Oh sweet, merciful crap! Adding this to my wishlist NOW so I won’t forget about it.
Ooh. Makes me wonder about what else is on your reading list!
….sitting in a bookstore right now, laughing.
“I was trolling Amazon for caffeine pills earlier today…” Wait, how can you troll for caffeine pills on Amazon? Are you sure you weren’t just searching Amazon for caffeine pills? How is typing in “caffeine pills” into Amazon.com’s search box considered trolling? Although I’m pretty sure I am trolling by writing this, I don’t want to jump to any conclusions. I need answers, Lynette…
Different kind of trolling http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolling_(fishing)