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Street Boners
May 25, 2010 – 9:28 pm | No Comment
Street Boners

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The ostentatiously titled Street Boners is actually a picture book of NYC hipster fashion that’s going on sale in just 2 days.

Related reading – The Mullet: The Hairstyle of the Gods, and Knitting With Dog …

Caffeine Killed My Family: Best Free Cure since Jesus Christ Himself
August 21, 2009 – 2:33 am | One Comment
Caffeine Killed My Family: Best Free Cure since Jesus Christ Himself

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I was trolling Amazon for caffeine pills earlier today, when I stumbled upon this gem of a title. While I in no way intend to make light of anyone suffering from Huntington’s disease, which it …

How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
July 18, 2009 – 2:17 am | No Comment
How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

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Most people perform pelvic floor exercises to avert prolapse, or to experience mindblowingly powerful orgasms. In case you are in no imminent danger of either, you now have a perfectly valid reason to join the …

Stupid White Men: …And Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation!
July 15, 2009 – 1:34 am | One Comment
Stupid White Men: …And Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation!

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I vowed to myself that Bookfail would be an equal opportunity review site, and this is the answer to my earlier post about Bill O’Reilly’s The O’rielly Factor for Kids. Apparently, Mr. Moore doesn’t think …

I’m Barack, Not Borat!
July 3, 2009 – 5:01 am | 4 Comments
I’m Barack, Not Borat!

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Some say to not judge a book by its cover, but in the case of I’m Barack, Not Borat! there is hardly anything else to judge it by. Yes, the book is completely filled with …

Identity Crisis Fail
June 19, 2009 – 8:52 pm | No Comment
Identity Crisis Fail

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Two books. One author. Two diametrically opposed titles. Leonard Nimoy wrote I Am Not Spock in 1979 as an in depth look at the starring role that defined his career, as well as a broader …

Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers
May 30, 2009 – 8:09 am | No Comment
Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers

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Here’s another example of a sassy, saucy book with an ironic title, akin to How to Raise Your IQ by Eating Gifted Children. If only more authors were as adroit and maverick as the men …

Dick: A User’s Guide
May 3, 2009 – 5:54 am | No Comment
Dick: A User’s Guide

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What’s with women these days? First, they want to pee standing up now. Now they are authoring manuals for male genitalia? I wonder if these women find diamonds in the ruff with this …

Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk
May 2, 2009 – 4:54 am | 2 Comments
Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk

ShareEvery bro-mo’s guide to coping with man-o-pause. Alternate title – Complete Idiot’s Guide to Becoming a Douchebag.

Satan Burger (NSFW)
May 2, 2009 – 2:53 am | 2 Comments
Satan Burger (NSFW)

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I don’t know what this book is about, but it’s called Satan Burger, and it has a picture of a 1 girl 1 plate (NSFW) about to happen, so that’s good enough to be included …

How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
April 29, 2009 – 4:43 pm | 4 Comments
How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children

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Thanks to Failblog.org for inspiring this first post, as well as galvanizing my desire me to make this website.  Don’t worry, I have quite a list to work from, so there will be plenty more …