Articles in CHILDREN’S BOOK FAIL
In a highly anticipated move, the president of the United States Barack Obama announced an immediate cessation of the so called “War on Drugs” and the de-criminalization of a long list of controlled substances. Speaking in a White House press conference held at 1 pm, the commander in chief outlined his policy for
Circumcision is as much a medical procedure as the removal of pinky fingers would be if it was practiced in hospitals. We’d soon start seeing studies showing lower incidence of jammed fingers, fractures, and broken fingernails. We’d also have many four fingered men touting the safety benefits of playing basketball “pinky-less” and claiming to be [...]
The Best Worst Baby Name Book Ever – I am not sure what audience exactly this is intended for. One thing’s for certain – if your last name is Sporn, it won’t matter what you name your kid. [Source: 101 Weird Books] More odd books: Raising Smart Kids for Dummies and How To Raise Your [...]
Pornogami taught us the secret of creating giant penises from paper. The Big Coloring Book of Cocks takes a two-dimensional approach. Hey, at least this coloring book is not available for the Kindle. [Via if it's hip, it's here]
Here’s an excerpt from the book’s description: The Christian Conservative Coloring Book, an update of the Pat Robertson Coloring Book, invites readers to therapeutically take a crayon to their favorite conservative wingnuts, including: Sarah Palin, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh. Spot the irony yet? It’s coloring book available for the Amazon Kindle. You [...]
A nice gift for the really Young Republican in your family, I guess. More reviews of The O’Reilly Factor For Kids can be seen at The Village Voice and Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O’Reilly.