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I Want My Foreskin for Giftmas
May 2, 2010 – 6:13 pm | 2 Comments
I Want My Foreskin for Giftmas

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Circumcision is as much a medical procedure as the removal of pinky fingers would be if it was practiced in hospitals. We’d soon start seeing studies showing lower incidence of jammed fingers, fractures, and broken …

The Worst Baby Name Book Ever
February 6, 2010 – 10:28 pm | One Comment
The Worst Baby Name Book Ever

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The Best Worst Baby Name Book Ever – I am not sure what audience exactly this is intended for. One thing’s for certain – if your last name is Sporn, it won’t matter what you …

The Big Coloring Book of Cocks
October 1, 2009 – 5:24 pm | No Comment
The Big Coloring Book of Cocks

SharePornogami taught us the secret of creating giant penises from paper. The Big Coloring Book of Cocks takes a two-dimensional approach. Hey, at least this coloring book is not available for the Kindle.
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The Christian Conservative Coloring Book (Kindle Edition)
August 29, 2009 – 3:15 pm | One Comment
The Christian Conservative Coloring Book (Kindle Edition)

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Here’s an excerpt from the book’s description:
The Christian Conservative Coloring Book, an update of the Pat Robertson Coloring Book, invites readers to therapeutically take a crayon to their favorite conservative wingnuts, including: Sarah Palin, Bill …

The O’Reilly Factor For Kids
May 1, 2009 – 3:36 am | One Comment
The O’Reilly Factor For Kids

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A nice gift for the really Young Republican in your family, I guess. More reviews of The O’Reilly Factor For Kids can be seen at The Village Voice and Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O’Reilly.