Circumcision is as much a medical procedure as the removal of pinky fingers would be if it was practiced in hospitals. We’d soon start seeing studies showing lower incidence of jammed fingers, fractures, and broken fingernails. We’d also have many four fingered men touting the safety benefits of playing basketball “pinky-less” and claiming to be able to play the ukelele “just fine.” And we’d have people defending parents’ rights to cut off their children’s fingers for cultural, religious, and medical reasons. [Source: IWMFFG]

More foreskin links:

• Infant circumcision causes 100 deaths each year
• Animated video of foreskin function
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The Worst Baby Name Book Ever by David Narter (Amazon)

The Best Worst Baby Name Book Ever – I am not sure what audience exactly this is intended for. One thing’s for certain – if your last name is Sporn, it won’t matter what you name your kid. [Source: 101 Weird Books]

More odd books: Raising Smart Kids for Dummies and How To Raise Your I.Q. By Eating Gifted Children

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The Big Coloring Book of Cocks by Morgan Hastings (Amazon)


Pornogami taught us the secret of creating giant penises from paper. The Big Coloring Book of Cocks takes a two-dimensional approach. Hey, at least this coloring book is not available for the Kindle.

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The Christian Conservative Coloring Book Kindle Edition by Kevin Stone (Amazon)

Here’s an excerpt from the book’s description:

The Christian Conservative Coloring Book, an update of the Pat Robertson Coloring Book, invites readers to therapeutically take a crayon to their favorite conservative wingnuts, including: Sarah Palin, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh.

Spot the irony yet? It’s coloring book available for the Amazon Kindle.

You might also like: Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

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The O’Reilly Factor For Kids by Bill O’Reilly and Charles Flowers (Amazon)


A nice gift for the really Young Republican in your family, I guess. More reviews of The O’Reilly Factor For Kids can be seen at The Village Voice and Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O’Reilly.

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