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The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks
July 15, 2009 – 2:09 am | One Comment
The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks

This books seems to get a mixed bag or reviews, even from chicks. Some seem to appreciate its humor and exagerated dating advice, While others consider it a bag of nihilistic, misogynistic fail. ONe word of adise — be sure to have a Twix handy if there’s a chance you’ll get caught reading it!

The Easiest Way to Meet and Pick Up Girls—EVER!!: The little black book of dating
July 2, 2009 – 10:59 pm | One Comment
The Easiest Way to Meet and Pick Up Girls—EVER!!: The little black book of dating

From the author of such titles as How to be a Sexual God: (In 3 Easy Lessons), How to Get ANY MAN to do ANYTHING You Want!: How to find the ones you REALLY want. How to GET them. How to get them to buy you stuff!!, and The Easiest Way to Learn the TarotEVER!!, [...]

How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men
June 30, 2009 – 9:43 pm | No Comment
How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men

According to Amazon.com, 14% of customers who view this book, buy the video game Civilization IV instead. I guess playing video games and not dating white women go hand in hand.

Pornogami?
June 21, 2009 – 12:09 am | One Comment

Anytime you use a portmanteau word in a book title you give God an excuse to, at least, shorten the life expectancy of a kitten.  When said book contains instructions on making 3-d paper vaginas and penises (and giant sperm), you pretty much cement your inclusion in this website. Psst, want to see another ancient [...]