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	<title>Bookfail: World of Weird Books &#187; DATING BOOK FAIL</title>
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		<title>The Complete A**hole&#8217;s Guide to Handling Chicks</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Montag</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DATING BOOK FAIL]]></category>

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This books seems to get a mixed bag or reviews, even from chicks. Some seem to appreciate its humor and exagerated dating advice, While others consider it a bag of nihilistic, misogynistic fail. ONe word ...]]></description>
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<div class="titlecaption" align="center"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0312310846?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=bookfail-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0312310846"><b>The Complete A**hole&#8217;s Guide to Handling Chicks</b></a> by Dan Indante (<b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0312310846?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=bookfail-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0312310846">Amazon</a></b>)</div>
<p>This books seems to get a mixed bag or reviews, even from chicks. Some seem to appreciate its humor and exagerated dating advice, While others consider it a bag of nihilistic, <a href="http://www.bookslut.com/propaganda/2003_10_000777.php">misogynistic fail</a>. ONe word of adise — be sure to have a Twix handy if there&#8217;s a chance <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyBGRhbdfsU">you&#8217;ll get caught</a> reading it!</p>
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		<title>The Easiest Way to Meet and Pick Up Girls—EVER!!: The little black book of dating</title>
		<link>http://www.bookfail.com/the-easiest-way-to-meet-and-pick-up-girls%e2%80%94ever-the-little-black-book-of-dating/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Montag</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DATING BOOK FAIL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>

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From the author of such titles as How to be a Sexual God: (In 3 Easy Lessons), How to Get ANY MAN to do ANYTHING You Want!: How to find the ones you REALLY want. ...]]></description>
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<div class="titlecaption" align="center"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1419644513?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=bookfail-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=1419644513"><b>The Easiest Way to Meet and Pick Up Girls—EVER!!: The little black book of dating </b></a> by Dusty White (<b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1419644513?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=bookfail-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=1419644513">Amazon</a></b>)</div>
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From the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&#038;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FDusty-White%2Fe%2FB002BLWARW%2F&#038;tag=bookfail-20&#038;linkCode=ur2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325">author</a> of such titles as <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1419662155?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=bookfail-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=1419662155">How to be a Sexual God: (In 3 Easy Lessons)</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1439204594?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=bookfail-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=1439204594">How to Get ANY MAN to do ANYTHING You Want!: How to find the ones you REALLY want. How to GET them. How to get them to buy you stuff!!</a>, and <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1419692887?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=bookfail-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=1419692887">The Easiest Way to Learn the TarotEVER!!</a>, comes the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0385523467?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=bookfail-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0385523467">Borat Sagdiyev</a> Longest Book Title EVER Award for Make Benefit the Glorious Art of Literature Award winner, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1419644513?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=bookfail-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=1419644513">The Easiest Way to Meet and Pick Up Girls—EVER!!: The little black book of dating</a>.</p>
<p>Companion Book: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0976902249?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=bookfail-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0976902249">The Advanced Man: Finally Revealed, Secrets to Safely Achieving Natural Penis Enlargement, Having Multiple Male Orgasms and Guaranteed Ways to Make Any &#8230; Her Crazy Right in Your Arms, Every Time</a>!</p>
<p>Via: <a href="http://relationships.bloguni.com/2009/06/22/the-easiest-way-to-meet-and-pick-up-girls%C2%97ever-the-little-black-book-of-dating/">The Relationships and Dating Blog</a></p>
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		<title>How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men</title>
		<link>http://www.bookfail.com/how-to-date-a-white-woman-a-practical-guide-for-asian-men/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bookfail.com/how-to-date-a-white-woman-a-practical-guide-for-asian-men/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:43:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Montag</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DATING BOOK FAIL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DO-IT-YOURSELF BOOK FAIL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weird books]]></category>

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According to Amazon.com, 14% of customers who view this book, buy the video game Civilization IV instead. I guess playing video games and not dating white women go hand in hand.
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<div class="titlecaption" align="center"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0919637264?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=bookfail-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0919637264"><b>How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men</b></a> by Adam Quan (<b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0919637264?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=bookfail-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0919637264">Amazon</a></b>)</div>
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According to Amazon.com, 14% of customers who view <a href="http://haacked.com/archive/2004/09/15/how-to-date-a-white-woman-for-asian-men.aspx">this book</a>, buy the video game <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000BC38K6?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=bookfail-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=B000BC38K6">Civilization IV</a> instead. I guess playing video games and not dating white women go hand in hand.</p>
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		<title>Pornogami?</title>
		<link>http://www.bookfail.com/pornogami/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 05:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Montag</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DATING BOOK FAIL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[STAFF PICKS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

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Anytime you use a portmanteau word in a book title you give God an excuse to, at least, shorten the life expectancy of a kitten.  When said book contains instructions on making 3-d paper vaginas ...]]></description>
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<div class="titlecaption" align="center"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1931160287?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=bookfail-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=1931160287"><b>Pornogami</b></a> by Master Sugoi (<b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1931160287?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=bookfail-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=1931160287">Amazon</a></b>)</div>
<p><br />
Anytime you use a <a href="http://www.bookfail.com/brocabulary-the-new-man-i-festo-of-dude-talk/">portmanteau word in a book title</a> you give God an excuse to, at least, shorten the life expectancy of a kitten.  When said book contains instructions on making <a href="http://www.tshirthell.com/store/clicks.php?partner=tshirtblog&#038;page=http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/origasm/">3-d paper vaginas and penises</a> (and giant sperm), you pretty much cement your inclusion in this website.</p>
<p><em>Psst</em>, want to see another ancient Asian tradition desecrated for the sake of off-color humor? Take a look at <a href="http://www.bookfail.com/zen-of-farting/">Zen of Farting</a>, the spiritual Buddhist analysis of flatulence.</p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.sexyblogtime.com/2009/01/pornogami.html">SexyBlogTime</a></p>
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