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Most people perform pelvic floor exercises to avert prolapse, or to experience mindblowingly powerful orgasms. In case you are in no imminent danger of either, you now have a perfectly valid reason to join the …
The perfect gift for the gourmet chef who has everything, or your friendly neighborhood feminist vegetarian.
Source: Geekologie
The irony train is leaving the station. Next stop, Dummerville.
Companion book: How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
According to Amazon.com, 14% of customers who view this book, buy the video game Civilization IV instead. I guess playing video games and not dating white women go hand in hand.
Personally, I think that this is exactly the kind of inside-the-box thinking we need to get ourselves through these Tough Economic Times™.
Purchase it together with Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog …
Who knows, this recession might come to an end at some point, sparing some of us the necessity of wearing a sweater made out of our pets. Alternate title: Shed Your Dignity As Your …
You take this book, pair it with English as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, and you may have the two most useless linguistics books ever written.
What’s with women these days? First, they want to pee standing up now. Now they are authoring manuals for male genitalia? I wonder if these women find diamonds in the ruff with this …
In case you’re wondering what this book is about, here’s an exerpt:
This is your ticket into the elusive underworld of the Internet, home to millions of elite computer hackers. 1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k will show you …
What does it say about our civilization when men are trying to pee sitting down, while women are trying to pee standing up with the help of various gadgets?
The sad thing is, that, those who could really use this book probably don’t have access to a bookstore, or the required level of literacy.
