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Prancercise: The Art of Physical and Spiritual Excellence is a physical exercise book that truly challenges the mind. The task that it presents the reader is figuring out whether this ostensibly outlandish tome is anything other than an exercise in mischief and absurdity.
Most people perform pelvic floor exercises to avert prolapse, or to experience mindblowingly powerful orgasms. In case you are in no imminent danger of either, you now have a perfectly valid reason to join the Kegel Revolution. I recommend performing pelvic floor muscle exercise while browsing this website. Disclaimer: I am not a doctor. Submited [...]
The perfect gift for the gourmet chef who has everything, or your friendly neighborhood feminist vegetarian. Source: Geekologie
The irony train is leaving the station. Next stop, Dummerville. Companion book: How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
According to Amazon.com, 14% of customers who view this book, buy the video game Civilization IV instead. I guess playing video games and not dating white women go hand in hand.
Personally, I think that this is exactly the kind of inside-the-box thinking we need to get ourselves through these Tough Economic Times™. Purchase it together with Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You’ll Never Meet, as well as a filler item and receive [...]
Who knows, this recession might come to an end at some point, sparing some of us the necessity of wearing a sweater made out of our pets. Alternate title: Shed Your Dignity As Your Pet Sheds His Hair. Companion book: Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People
You take this book, pair it with English as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, and you may have the two most useless linguistics books ever written.
What’s with women these days? First, they want to pee standing up now. Now they are authoring manuals for male genitalia? I wonder if these women find diamonds in the ruff with this user guide. Via: OneMinuteBookReviews
In case you’re wondering what this book is about, here’s an exerpt: This is your ticket into the elusive underworld of the Internet, home to millions of elite computer hackers. 1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k will show you how to walk-the-walk and talk-the-talk of this exclusive community. Soon, you too will be able to go into a [...]
Maybe if you are a complete idiot… ehh, nevermind.
What does it say about our civilization when men are trying to pee sitting down, while women are trying to pee standing up with the help of various gadgets?