Most people perform pelvic floor exercises to avert prolapse, or to experience mindblowingly powerful orgasms. In case you are in no imminent danger of either, you now have a perfectly valid reason to join the Kegel Revolution.

I recommend performing pelvic floor muscle exercise while browsing this website. Disclaimer: I am not a doctor.

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The perfect gift for the gourmet chef who has everything, or your friendly neighborhood feminist vegetarian.

Source: Geekologie

The irony train is leaving the station. Next stop, Dummerville.

Companion book: How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children

According to Amazon.com, 14% of customers who view this book, buy the video game Civilization IV instead. I guess playing video games and not dating white women go hand in hand.

Personally, I think that this is exactly the kind of inside-the-box thinking we need to get ourselves through these Tough Economic Times™.

Purchase it together with Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You’ll Never Meet, as well as a filler item and receive Free Shipping from Amazon!

Who knows, this recession might come to an end at some point, sparing some of us the necessity of wearing a sweater made out of our pets. Alternate title: Shed Your Dignity As Your Pet Sheds His Hair.

Companion book: Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People

You take this book, pair it with English as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, and you may have the two most useless linguistics books ever written.

What’s with women these days? First, they want to pee standing up now. Now they are authoring manuals for male genitalia? I wonder if these women find diamonds in the ruff with this user guide.

Via: OneMinuteBookReviews

In case you’re wondering what this book is about, here’s an exerpt:

This is your ticket into the elusive underworld of the Internet, home to millions of elite computer hackers. 1337 h4×0r h4ndb00k will show you how to walk-the-walk and talk-the-talk of this exclusive community. Soon, you too will be able to go into a chat room and carry on conversations speaking the cryptic 1337 language. 1337 h4×0r h4ndb00k will also review the nature of computer viruses, different practical jokes to play on your desktop and tips on how to live the hacker lifestyle. Join the elite society of computer hackers with 1337 h4×0r h4ndb00k as your guide.

Millions of elite hackers? Alright. By now you are surely curious about the books mysterious author, tapeworm:

hello, my name is tapeworm, and i am a freelance contract hacker amongst other things. the first thing i ever learned about computers (when i was first introduced by a friend) was the wide variety of hacking programs floating around on the internet, it wasn’t long after that my mom brought home our first computer and i took immediate control. i just wanted to research information, build web pages and play in chat rooms; whereas my mother just wanted to sit and play solitaire for hours (obsessive gaming: a geek at heart). i needed a plan, and fast.

In case you want to know more, the book is available for free in electronic form at the author’s website. I also recommend LOL: The Humor of the Internet as a companion guide.

Maybe if you are a complete idiot… ehh, nevermind.