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Street Boners
May 25, 2010 – 9:28 pm | No Comment
Street Boners

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The ostentatiously titled Street Boners is actually a picture book of NYC hipster fashion that’s going on sale in just 2 days.

Related reading – The Mullet: The Hairstyle of the Gods, and Knitting With Dog …

The History of Lesbian Hair
July 17, 2009 – 2:19 am | One Comment
The History of Lesbian Hair

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Maybe the author of The History of Lesbian Hair and The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods should join forces and combine their book into one, because there is no hairstyle more butch than the mullet.

Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product
July 6, 2009 – 10:01 pm | One Comment
Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product

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How many of us can actually say that we are conducting field research every time we convene at the toilet to expel solid waste? A few intrepid writers like poopreport.com’s David Praeger can lay …

Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People
June 23, 2009 – 12:38 am | One Comment
Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People

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Personally, I think that this is exactly the kind of inside-the-box thinking we need to get ourselves through these Tough Economic Times™.
Purchase it together with Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog …

We Never Went to the Moon: America’s Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle
June 21, 2009 – 9:00 pm | No Comment
We Never Went to the Moon: America’s Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle

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Ok, so lets assume for the sake of argument that the moon rock shadows or the waving appearance of the American flag could mean that the moon landing was faked. Does anyone still care? Aren’t …

Pornogami?
June 21, 2009 – 12:09 am | One Comment

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Anytime you use a portmanteau word in a book title you give God an excuse to, at least, shorten the life expectancy of a kitten.  When said book contains instructions on making 3-d paper vaginas …

The Zen of Farting
May 30, 2009 – 6:51 pm | 7 Comments
The Zen of Farting

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I’ve been unable to find any other titles by Mr. Reepah Gud Wan, which leads me to believe that Zen of Farting was indeed a one-rip wonder.

How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
May 1, 2009 – 11:51 pm | 4 Comments
How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art

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The sad thing is, that, those who could really use this book probably don’t have access to a bookstore, or the required level of literacy.