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My First Joint
April 1, 2012 – 11:11 pm | No Comment
My First Joint

In a highly anticipated move, the president of the United States Barack Obama announced an immediate cessation of the so called “War on Drugs” and the de-criminalization of a long list of controlled substances. Speaking in a White House press conference held at 1 pm, the commander in chief outlined his policy for

Street Boners
May 25, 2010 – 9:28 pm | No Comment
Street Boners

The ostentatiously titled Street Boners is actually a picture book of NYC hipster fashion that’s going on sale in just 2 days. Written my magazine maven and fashion critic Gavin McGinness, this edition is sure to contain multiple fashion fails, as well as wins. Related reading – The Mullet: The Hairstyle of the Gods, and [...]

The History of Lesbian Hair
July 17, 2009 – 2:19 am | One Comment
The History of Lesbian Hair

Maybe the author of The History of Lesbian Hair and The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods should join forces and combine their book into one, because there is no hairstyle more butch than the mullet.

Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product
July 6, 2009 – 10:01 pm | 3 Comments
Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product

How many of us can actually say that we are conducting field research every time we convene at the toilet to expel solid waste? A few intrepid writers like poopreport.com‘s David Praeger can lay claim to exactly that. This select group of authors explore the scatalogical, the factological, and the meta-coprological aspects of this daily [...]

Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People
June 23, 2009 – 12:38 am | One Comment
Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People

Personally, I think that this is exactly the kind of inside-the-box thinking we need to get ourselves through these Tough Economic Times™. Purchase it together with Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You’ll Never Meet, as well as a filler item and receive [...]

We Never Went to the Moon: America’s Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle
June 21, 2009 – 9:00 pm | No Comment
We Never Went to the Moon: America’s Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle

Ok, so lets assume for the sake of argument that the moon rock shadows or the waving appearance of the American flag could mean that the moon landing was faked. Does anyone still care? Aren’t there bigger fish to fry, more pertinent conspiracies to pursue?

Pornogami?
June 21, 2009 – 12:09 am | One Comment

Anytime you use a portmanteau word in a book title you give God an excuse to, at least, shorten the life expectancy of a kitten.  When said book contains instructions on making 3-d paper vaginas and penises (and giant sperm), you pretty much cement your inclusion in this website. Psst, want to see another ancient [...]

The Zen of Farting
May 30, 2009 – 6:51 pm | 7 Comments
The Zen of Farting

I’ve been unable to find any other titles by Mr. Reepah Gud Wan, which leads me to believe that Zen of Farting was indeed a one-rip wonder.

How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
May 1, 2009 – 11:51 pm | 4 Comments
How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art

The sad thing is, that, those who could really use this book probably don’t have access to a bookstore, or the required level of literacy.