The ostentatiously titled Street Boners is actually a picture book of NYC hipster fashion that’s going on sale in just 2 days.

• Related reading – The Mullet: The Hairstyle of the Gods, and Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You’ll Never Meet
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  The History of Lesbian Hair by Mary Dugger (Amazon)

  
  Maybe the author of The History of Lesbian Hair and The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods should join forces and combine their book into one, because there is no hairstyle more butch than the mullet.

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  Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product by Dave Praeger (Amazon)

  
  How many of us can actually say that we are conducting field research every time we convene at the toilet to expel solid waste? A few intrepid writers like poopreport.com’s David Praeger can lay claim to exactly that. This select group of authors explore the scatalogical, the factological, and the meta-coprological aspects of this daily ritual, and have produced a solid body of work that includes such luminary titles as The Zen of Farting, What Shat That?, and Who Cut The Cheese?

  If you believe that every room in your house should have it’s own book, one that perfectly matches it’s thematic qualities, then Poop Culture might be for you. Just like a cookbook belongs in the kitchen, and the Kama Sutra in your bedroom, Poop Culture’s place should be firmly lodged in your bathroom. Just be sure to have some fun with it and not take it too serious, ok?

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  Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People by Dale Power and Jeffrey B. Snyder (Amazon)

  
  Personally, I think that this is exactly the kind of inside-the-box thinking we need to get ourselves through these Tough Economic Times™.

  Purchase it together with Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You’ll Never Meet, as well as a filler item and receive Free Shipping from Amazon!

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  We Never Went to the Moon: America’s Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle by Bill Kaysing (Amazon)

  
  Ok, so lets assume for the sake of argument that the moon rock shadows or the waving appearance of the American flag could mean that the moon landing was faked. Does anyone still care? Aren’t there bigger fish to fry, more pertinent conspiracies to pursue?

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  Pornogami by Master Sugoi (Amazon)

  
  Anytime you use a portmanteau word in a book title you give God an excuse to, at least, shorten the life expectancy of a kitten.  When said book contains instructions on making 3-d paper vaginas and penises (and giant sperm), you pretty much cement your inclusion in this website.

  Psst, want to see another ancient Asian tradition desecrated for the sake of off-color humor? Take a look at Zen of Farting, the spiritual Buddhist analysis of flatulence.

  Source: SexyBlogTime

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  The Zen of Farting by Reepah Gud Wan (Amazon)

  
  I’ve been unable to find any other titles by Mr. Reepah Gud Wan, which leads me to believe that Zen of Farting was indeed a one-rip wonder.

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  How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art by Kathleen Meyer (Amazon)

  
  The sad thing is, that, those who could really use this book probably don’t have access to a bookstore, or the required level of literacy.

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