The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods
May 2, 2009 – 5:52 pm | 8 Comments

The much maligned mullet gets a glam makeover? Actually, I’m pretty sure this is yet another tongue-in-cheek bashing of the much maligned mullet.

Read the full story »
BATHROOM BOOK FAIL

CHILDREN’S BOOK FAIL

CONSPIRACY THEORY BOOK FAIL

DATING BOOK FAIL

DO-IT-YOURSELF BOOK FAIL

Male Delivery: Reproduction, Effeminacy, and Pregnant Men in Early Modern Spain
September 16, 2009 – 12:37 pm | No Comment
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
Male Delivery: Reproduction, Effeminacy, and Pregnant Men in Early Modern Spain

Because male pregnancy isn’t noteworthy enough by itself, unless it happens in early modern Spain. You had me at ‘male delivery’, Sherry Velasco.

Is your book failing you? Take this quiz and find out.
August 29, 2009 – 6:30 pm | No Comment
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Feel free to add this quiz to your website or Myspace page.

The Christian Conservative Coloring Book (Kindle Edition)
August 29, 2009 – 3:15 pm | 2 Comments
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
The Christian Conservative Coloring Book (Kindle Edition)

Here’s an excerpt from the book’s description: The Christian Conservative Coloring Book, an update of the Pat Robertson Coloring Book, invites readers to therapeutically take a crayon to their favorite conservative wingnuts, including: Sarah Palin, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh. Spot the irony yet? It’s coloring book available for the Amazon Kindle. You [...]

Caffeine Killed My Family: Best Free Cure since Jesus Christ Himself
August 21, 2009 – 2:33 am | 6 Comments
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
Caffeine Killed My Family: Best Free Cure since Jesus Christ Himself

I was trolling Amazon for caffeine pills earlier today, when I stumbled upon this gem of a title. While I in no way intend to make light of anyone suffering from Huntington’s disease, which it seems like this book is partly about (or any other illness for that matter), anyone who zealously praises Jesus Christ [...]

How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
July 18, 2009 – 2:17 am | 2 Comments
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Most people perform pelvic floor exercises to avert prolapse, or to experience mindblowingly powerful orgasms. In case you are in no imminent danger of either, you now have a perfectly valid reason to join the Kegel Revolution. I recommend performing pelvic floor muscle exercise while browsing this website. Disclaimer: I am not a doctor. Submited [...]

The Testicle CookBook: Cooking with Balls
July 17, 2009 – 2:40 am | 4 Comments
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
The Testicle CookBook: Cooking with Balls

The perfect gift for the gourmet chef who has everything, or your friendly neighborhood feminist vegetarian. Source: Geekologie

The History of Lesbian Hair
July 17, 2009 – 2:19 am | One Comment
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
The History of Lesbian Hair

Maybe the author of The History of Lesbian Hair and The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods should join forces and combine their book into one, because there is no hairstyle more butch than the mullet.

The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks
July 15, 2009 – 2:09 am | One Comment
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks

This books seems to get a mixed bag or reviews, even from chicks. Some seem to appreciate its humor and exagerated dating advice, While others consider it a bag of nihilistic, misogynistic fail. ONe word of adise — be sure to have a Twix handy if there’s a chance you’ll get caught reading it!

Stupid White Men: …And Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation!
July 15, 2009 – 1:34 am | One Comment
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
Stupid White Men: …And Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation!

I vowed to myself that Bookfail would be an equal opportunity review site, and this is the answer to my earlier post about Bill O’Reilly’s The O’rielly Factor for Kids. Apparently, Mr. Moore doesn’t think that racism, sexism, or the condascending pandering inherent in the title are part of the problem. Naturally, one of the [...]

Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product
July 6, 2009 – 10:01 pm | 3 Comments
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product

How many of us can actually say that we are conducting field research every time we convene at the toilet to expel solid waste? A few intrepid writers like poopreport.com‘s David Praeger can lay claim to exactly that. This select group of authors explore the scatalogical, the factological, and the meta-coprological aspects of this daily [...]

I’m Barack, Not Borat!
July 3, 2009 – 5:01 am | 5 Comments
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
I’m Barack, Not Borat!

Some say to not judge a book by its cover, but in the case of I’m Barack, Not Borat! there is hardly anything else to judge it by. Yes, the book is completely filled with blank pages, and its only conceivable uses are as a paper weight or a coffee table decoration piece. You could [...]

The Easiest Way to Meet and Pick Up Girls—EVER!!: The little black book of dating
July 2, 2009 – 10:59 pm | One Comment
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
The Easiest Way to Meet and Pick Up Girls—EVER!!: The little black book of dating

From the author of such titles as How to be a Sexual God: (In 3 Easy Lessons), How to Get ANY MAN to do ANYTHING You Want!: How to find the ones you REALLY want. How to GET them. How to get them to buy you stuff!!, and The Easiest Way to Learn the TarotEVER!!, [...]