Here’s an excerpt from the book’s description: The Christian Conservative Coloring Book, an update of the Pat Robertson Coloring Book, invites readers to therapeutically take a crayon to their favorite conservative wingnuts, including: Sarah Palin, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh. Spot the irony yet? It’s coloring book available for the Amazon Kindle. You [...]

Most people perform pelvic floor exercises to avert prolapse, or to experience mindblowingly powerful orgasms. In case you are in no imminent danger of either, you now have a perfectly valid reason to join the Kegel Revolution. I recommend performing pelvic floor muscle exercise while browsing this website. Disclaimer: I am not a doctor. Submited [...]

The perfect gift for the gourmet chef who has everything, or your friendly neighborhood feminist vegetarian. Source: Geekologie

According to Amazon.com, 14% of customers who view this book, buy the video game Civilization IV instead. I guess playing video games and not dating white women go hand in hand.

Personally, I think that this is exactly the kind of inside-the-box thinking we need to get ourselves through these Tough Economic Times™. Purchase it together with Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You’ll Never Meet, as well as a filler item and receive [...]

Who knows, this recession might come to an end at some point, sparing some of us the necessity of wearing a sweater made out of our pets. Alternate title: Shed Your Dignity As Your Pet Sheds His Hair. Companion book: Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People

The sad thing is, that, those who could really use this book probably don’t have access to a bookstore, or the required level of literacy.

Thanks to Failblog.org for inspiring this first post, as well as galvanizing my desire me to make this website.  Don’t worry, I have quite a list to work from, so there will be plenty more book fails to come.