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The Christian Conservative Coloring Book (Kindle Edition)
August 29, 2009 – 3:15 pm | 2 Comments
The Christian Conservative Coloring Book (Kindle Edition)

Here’s an excerpt from the book’s description: The Christian Conservative Coloring Book, an update of the Pat Robertson Coloring Book, invites readers to therapeutically take a crayon to their favorite conservative wingnuts, including: Sarah Palin, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh. Spot the irony yet? It’s coloring book available for the Amazon Kindle. You [...]

How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
July 18, 2009 – 2:17 am | 2 Comments
How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Most people perform pelvic floor exercises to avert prolapse, or to experience mindblowingly powerful orgasms. In case you are in no imminent danger of either, you now have a perfectly valid reason to join the Kegel Revolution. I recommend performing pelvic floor muscle exercise while browsing this website. Disclaimer: I am not a doctor. Submited [...]

The Testicle CookBook: Cooking with Balls
July 17, 2009 – 2:40 am | 4 Comments
The Testicle CookBook: Cooking with Balls

The perfect gift for the gourmet chef who has everything, or your friendly neighborhood feminist vegetarian. Source: Geekologie

How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men
June 30, 2009 – 9:43 pm | No Comment
How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men

According to Amazon.com, 14% of customers who view this book, buy the video game Civilization IV instead. I guess playing video games and not dating white women go hand in hand.

Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People
June 23, 2009 – 12:38 am | One Comment
Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People

Personally, I think that this is exactly the kind of inside-the-box thinking we need to get ourselves through these Tough Economic Times™. Purchase it together with Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You’ll Never Meet, as well as a filler item and receive [...]

Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You’ll Never Meet
June 22, 2009 – 4:15 am | 6 Comments
Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You’ll Never Meet

Who knows, this recession might come to an end at some point, sparing some of us the necessity of wearing a sweater made out of our pets. Alternate title: Shed Your Dignity As Your Pet Sheds His Hair. Companion book: Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People

How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
May 1, 2009 – 11:51 pm | 4 Comments
How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art

The sad thing is, that, those who could really use this book probably don’t have access to a bookstore, or the required level of literacy.

How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
April 29, 2009 – 4:43 pm | 4 Comments
How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children

Thanks to Failblog.org for inspiring this first post, as well as galvanizing my desire me to make this website.  Don’t worry, I have quite a list to work from, so there will be plenty more book fails to come.