Well Blow Me Down: A Guys Guide to Talking Like a Pirate
Submitted by Guy Montag on June 21, 2009 10:01 pm4 Comments
Well Blow Me Down: A Guys Guide to Talking Like a Pirate by John Baur and Mark Summers (Amazon)
You take this book, pair it with English as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, and you may have the two most useless linguistics books ever written.



Win.
[...] there was an Urban Dictionary, all you had was Well Blow Me Down: A Guys Guide to Talking Like a Pirate. Written by John “Ol’ CHumbucket” Baur and Mark “Cap’n Slappy” [...]
Total Win
I like to wank when I clean the plank.